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Hmm Hmm Hummus

As far as palate goes, I find that mine is ever-changing, evolving, but sometimes devolving, finding my tolerance and craving for certain foods tied into emotional needs and culinary curiosity.  Coming from such diverse roots, I am open to various types of cuisine, but often balk at staples I am supposed to enjoy.  Take black beans, a basic Caribbean representative at any Latino table.  I hated the stuff until my late twenties.  My grandmother, who is part Syrian/Lebanese, filled our meals with Arab delicacies like kibbe and stuffed grape leaves.  But I seldom found myself in a hummus parlor or craving falafel or babaganush.  There are better ways to serve meat in my opinion than kebabs, and as an opponent of vegetarianism (don’t even mention the other V word), I foolishly associated this cooking to be unfulfilling.
Recently, I have had numerous hankerings for Middle Eastern and Indian comfort food, choices which were always at the bottom of my list in the past.  What sparked my revolution is tough to pinpoint.  Intellectually speaking I must broaden my horizons to be considered a true foodie (although monkey brains I am staying clear).  My appetite drives me, as my grandfather loves to point out – I am a slave of food and wine.

Start out at the best places possible – I think – so at least I have given a particular food its due at or near its peak performance.  The same doesn’t hold for wine, by the way.  I drank Yellow Tail like everyone else, and my tastes continue to evolve with each glass.  But I am glad I started at the bottom first so I can appreciate superior products later.

On a tip from my friend Evan, I headed over to Hell’s Kitchen (that’s right, Clinton was a President, not this neighborhood) to Gazala Place on ninth avenue.  The cuisine is labeled as Druze, originating from the mountains of Syria, Israel and Lebanon which features much of the same standard fare one would find at a hummus parlor, plus a bonus of crepe-like pitas and pastries which are crafted on a griddle called a saag.  Chef Gazala Halabi utilizes the spices from her family back home, and the quality and seasoning combination stand out.

My excitement for the home style cooking here was rewarded with brightness and good flavors with a light touch.  My disappointments may be tied into my own shortcomings and understanding of this type of food.  Like all ethnic cuisine, you have to be in the mood for it.  If you want sushi don’t get Mexican.  If you want Thai, don’t look for Italian, etc.

I imagine that judgment of any Middle Eastern place should begin with its hummus.  While the hummus here is very organic and delicious, it does not have the same consistency I am accustomed too.  It is too whipped, and does not hold its form.  The tahini is fresh, and with the choices of chick peas or fava beans, a delight.  Rather treat yourself to the labanee, creamy goat cheese accented with zahatar, fragrant olive oil and a zing of lemon.  I only wish the homemade crepe-like pita were more solid.  My attempts at scooping up the labanee often ended in failure.

A close second is the babaganush.  The eggplant is not too smoky (I detest overly smoked anything, especially barbecue), and coupled with tahini, probably the best I have tasted in some time.  You will forgive me that I did not try any of the salads, but con attest to the bright quality of the tabouli.  If I could douse my body with this after a shower I would.  It gives anything green a good name.  I have not tried the kibbe, but have heard they are competent.  Kibbe is one of the reasons my grandfather married my grandmother.  Hers are unbelievable, and the knockoffs that exist always disappoint me.

Moving onto what separates Gazala Place from the rest are the homemade breads and pies.  Upon looking at them, located in the front window, they look like pastries from a street breakfast cart, an appearance of too much dough and staleness with an amateurish sprinkling.  These burekas are spiced with sesame and filled with goat cheese, tomatoes or chicken.   In reality each bite gets better and better, and coupled with yogurt are irresistible.  Save room to sample these.  The shell is flaky, the fillings moist, the balance correct.  Not as successful are the fresh baked pita shells, which are a tad greasy and uninteresting, the meat on top unremarakable.
Instead have the falafel, just lovely testaments to a chef Gazala’s hand, light and crispy and ideal.  I am upset that they are so far away from the Upper West Side.

I still have not tried any of the kebabs or the fish dishes, again holding onto my own prefabricated beliefs about what the essence of this type of food really is.  Who knows, maybe sometime in the near future, I will head over to a place like Angelica Kitchen, because I am in the mood and ready for a plate of fine vegetables.  Until then, break me in with a little hummus, babaganush, labanee, tabouli and a grape leaf or two and chalk that up to progress.

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Pedestrian Pancakes

By KC Koonce

It should be simple—all of the ingredients are ordinary, inexpensive, and the same color—but somehow the elusive pancake is almost impossible to find. Too many people (and restaurants) don’t take their pancakes seriously enough, and Upper West Siders are faced with a plethora of pedestrian pancakes.

But I take my pancakes seriously and think if we all did, restaurants would be forced to serve better ones. One need only visit the great state of Vermont for comparison.

Good pancakes, most would agree, are something we go for when we’re seeking weekend decadence. We enjoy pancakes with good company, and good coffee, juice, meat, and perhaps a boozy beverage. We expect them to be fluffy, cloud-like sweet treats that we’ve worked hard for all week and deserve. Or don’t deserve, but eat on credit from the future workout we promise to take.

Regardless of the circumstance, everyone deserves good pancakes.

Good pancakes are light gold in color. They are soft to the touch, roughly a half-inch thick with bubbly edges; the underside is slightly lighter than the top. When you cut into the pancake it is slightly doughy, it absorbs syrup easily, and when you put it in our mouth you know you have the perfect pancake.

I like to taste the tang of baking soda, just to ensure that the pancake didn’t come from a box. The slight imperfection reminds me of the care human hands took to make the pancake, like a slightly asymmetrical hand-woven carpet.

Accoutrements are as important as the pancakes themselves.

SYRUP

It sounds bourgeois, but there is no substitute for real maple syrup. “Syrup” substitutes (the kinds that come in plastic bottles) contain frightening ingredients with “x’s” and “z’s” and more than 10 letters. Maple syrup is healthy and works as a great substitute for sugar – for more than just pancakes. I know these are tough times, but I strongly advise against cutting corners with syrup.

CONFIDENT COFFEE

To me—and I know I’m not alone—coffee is an absolutely essential part of the day. Coffee is not expensive – so why do so many eateries skimp on coffee? There really is no excuse for ruining the start of our days, and yet so many places do it. We deserve to feel confident that we will be served good quality coffee with brunch. I brew and drink my coffee at home before going to brunch, because a mediocre coffee on a weekend morning is one of life’s greatest disappointments.

SAVORING THE SIDE

Pancakes can be too sweet to stomach alone, so it helps to have a salty side, such as sausage or bacon. A good breakfast sausage is my favorite. I’m always happy when restaurants make it easy to order a side. If sausage and bacon are too decadent, not many meat-eaters will turn down an offer to share your bacon or sausage. Two bites of pancakes per one bite of your side meat dish is just heavenly, and the protein will keep you full for much longer than pancakes alone.

RECOMMENDATIONS ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE

Upper West Siders face an uphill battle for good brunch. Who wants to stand on those lines only to be served mediocrity at best? Perhaps you should just skip the idea altogether and have a burger; I recommend the Shake Shack (finally, fast food done correctly), but if you really have a craving and you can’t, or don’t have time to make them, I have two recommendations.

The first time I tried Community pancakes I was in heaven. They are thick and perfect and the sausages are also delicious. The unusually good coffee was a pleasant complement to the breakfast. Warning: Smack in the middle of Columbia University valley, there are obscene crowds.

Another classic pancake can be found at French Roast. The pancakes don’t disappoint. The side of sausage is good and the coffee is decent (but the selection of Belgian beers is even better).

But I rarely go out to brunch these days. Even if I had a larger budget, I would still have a hard time paying for the mediocre choices. I can’t tolerate half-assed coffee and pancakes, so I just don’t bother.Below is an adapted recipe I like from Epicurious.com

Ingredients

* 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
* 3 tablespoons sugar
* 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
* 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
* 1/4 teaspoon salt
* 1 1/2 cups well-shaken buttermilk
* 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
* 2 large eggs
* 1 teaspoon vanilla
* Accompaniment: maple syrup

Pancakes

Whisk together flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt in a bowl. Whisk together buttermilk, 2 tablespoons melted butter, eggs, and vanilla in a large bowl until smooth. Add flour mixture and whisk until just combined.

Brush a 12-inch nonstick skillet with some of remaining tablespoon melted butter and heat over moderate heat until hot but not smoking. Working in batches of 3, pour 1/4 cup batter per pancake into hot skillet and cook until bubbles appear on surface and undersides are golden brown, 1 to 2 minutes. Flip pancakes with a spatula and cook until golden brown and cooked through, 1 to 2 minutes more. Transfer to a large plate and loosely cover with foil to keep warm, then make more pancakes, brushing skillet with butter for each batch.

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Upper West Side Upswing

Upper West Side Upswing

In the evolution of restaurants on the Upper Westside, patience and challenging are two words that come to mind. For the last two decades, cheap ethnic food has been the standard and the only viable form of dining accepted by the residents. Attempts have been made, small coups if you will, to bring downtown uptown, but alas, you can take the diner out of the neighborhood, but not the neighborhood out of the diner. The Upper Westside is saddled with bad Chinese, Thai, Japanese, Spanish, Korean, Mexican etc. There are maybe two pasta places of note, and not one passable diner around. Neighborhood bars are tired and dated, not a gastropub among them. French bistros? All faux and disingenuine. The only saving grace is brunch, but the lines are downright vicious on weekends. And don’t forget some bakeries that do deliver, like Silver Moon and Magnolia, as well as Jacques Torres sweetening the pot.

The litmus test is simple. If you had your choice, ask yourself would you rather have any of these cuisines at UWS locations or elsewhere in NYC where the cooking and atmosphere is far superior. The collective UWS palate has become so muted and complacent that undue excitement is bestowed on any establishment that remotely pretends authenticity.

Certainly strides have been made, but upscale and better dining has mostly gone up in flames. Some savvy chefs have stuck around. Just look towards the Tom Valenti empire, Ouest, Cesca, and now West Branch. If you extend the zone to the Lincoln center area, there stands a formidable group spearheaded by Picholine, Telepan, and Bar Boulud. This trend has seeped into the West eighties with Kefi, Dovetail, 81 and Mermaid Inn. Even fast food has had a face lift with the Shake Shack and Pinch S’mac.

Wine bars have arrived, and although the quality is not great, they are a definite improvement to the dreary landscape of dining uptown.

Recently, Fatty Crab opened to much press and anticipation, in the space formerly inhabited by Zen Palate, juxtaposed to West Branch, making 77th Street a destination block, filling the voids left by the closings of the overrated Ruby Foo’s and the dreadful seafood aquarium Dock’s, both of which did not belong on the UWS for different reasons. The UWS is not Sushi Samba, and the acceptance of mediocre seafood via Dock’s is inherently blasphemous, the kind of thing that is wrong with UWS dining in the first place.

All indications are good, save for the spotty service. After all UWS diners have had much to complain about in the past, and cooperation on both parts will do well to erase the terrible service reputation from all the coffee shops and restaurant that remain which still need to close. At Fatty Crab, there is an ample bar and separate rooms, enough for all that baby carriage traffic to make its inevitable way through and not annoy other diners. The food is consistent and esoteric for these parts, but welcome and time appropriate.

I can’t say the same for West Branch, whose design feels a little disjointed. It would have been better for Mr. Valenti to have spent more time in the Spotted Pig or The Redhead in the East Village, because West Branch is a restaurant pretending to be a casual bar, and the design of the space does not allow for either experience to take place. The bar is out in the open, and seems to get in the way of the dining room, whose only redeemable accents are its “smoky” mirrors. But the menu is spot on and long overdue.

For charm and elegance look towards Barbao, upscale Vietnamese fare with a beautiful artistic frame around it. The front barroom could come out of an Asian Hotel lounge, the dining room adorned with flowing features allowing for connectivity and glimpses into the other parts of the restaurant, giving the illusion of different levels of a ship – an oasis on the UWS. The wine list is a tad overpriced (a bottle of Abadia Retuerta Rivola 2005 was listed for $60.00! – it retails for $10. to $13. depending on the shop). It is better to stay with the cocktails which are well conceived. The food is clean and correct with good choices such as sweetbread and frog’s legs.

Can these places persist amidst the rising costs of rents and the refusal of UWS residents to spend for quality dining? Will landlords continue to sit on empty spaces refusing to lower the rent to small business owners who are passionate about what they do? All the mom and pop joints have been run out of town. There is one advantage. There simply can’t be any more room for banks, pharmacies, and coffee shops. Necessity is the mother of invention, and the UWS’ need for this type of fix has been long overdue.

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On the UWS Foodie Trail

As a New Yorker, born and raised in the Upper West Side, it is natural to take of notice of subtle shifts of culinary development. A raise in the quality of food and service has generally not been well received by West Siders, simply because fickle wallets and a tradition of take-out have usually taken precedence. With a well chronicled fiscal crisis and economic slowdown, I find it curious that several new establishments are seeking to change the dining culture uptown for the long haul.

The formula for a successful restaurant in the Upper West Side has always been tied to its affordability and take-out reliability. Keep it cheap, and make sure you can order it from home. Just look at Pio Pio Salon, a Peruvian chicken shop that is above average at best, but does sterling business because it plays by the rules. Keep it cheap and portable. Saigon Grill sits atop the mountain in this philosophy, followed by Flor de Mayo, Malecon, and the thirty or so odd fusion Asian places that have sprouted over the last three years. Top chefs and restaurateurs get nose bleeds when they think of opening uptown. Just ask Aix, the now defunct, transformed Bloomingdale Road, who may suffer the same fate.

Tom Valenti, on the other hand, has been the beacon and the exception to the rule. And while he has held down the fort, trailing is Danny Meyer, not with three star cuisine, but with a new and improved Shake Shack. Little Mermaid rears its finny tail. Throw in an uptown Fatty Crab and the recently opened West Branch to boot. Kefi has moved to an easy to find location (84th and Columbus). Dovetail and Eighty One havemade waves. And wine bars are sprouting every ten blocks – Vai, Bin 71, Wine and Roses, Buceo 95, Barcibo, and Cava (set to open) just to name a few.

Sports bars may soon be in danger all over Columbus Avenue. Foodies are demanding more. Just under the 72nd street line are Bar Boulud, Telepan, and Picholine – all top dining choices. Despite the economy, all indicators point to a push further uptown. Even in the Columbia U. area, Community Food and Drink is trying to change the expectations for the university palate. Finally there is a place for Belgian ales. Just pop in to B. Cafe which serves Belgian product proper, with some nice frites too.

Perhaps no more important presence is made than that of the Shake Shack. In a neighborhood ravaged by Starbuck’s, Duane Reade/Rite Aid, banks and fast food junk, the old family run joints have become a distant pleasure of the past. But if people can change the way they think about fast food ala Shake Shack, Pinch S’Mac and Dean’s, then we can perhaps rid ourselves of McDonald’s, KFC and bad pizza once and for all.

What’s left in the movement is to bring real coffee here. The East Village demands it with great shops such as Ninth St. Espresso and Café Abraco. The same thing can happen uptown. Jacques Torres is chocolate crafting. Grom is gelato delivering. Our choices for hot chocolate have improved as a result. Some barista needs to step up.

We could use a few more taco trucks, and some competitive Middle Eastern pushcarts too. Maybe a Payard or Bouley Bakery…a foodie can dream, can’t he?

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Happy Thanksgiving from Chef Mateo

As one of my most anticipated feast days next to my birthday and New Year’s, I can’t wait to start preparing Haitian turkey , mushroom rice, stuffed mirliton, macaroni au gratin, and all the trimmings. This holiday is about giving and sharing. I have been frequenting the Shake Shack on the UPW as of late, and I ordered tw shack burgers.

As I was enjoying the first one, I looked out the window and saw an elderly person going through the trash. I took the second burger, put it in a to-go bag, and handed it to him. I said, “Eat it while it’s hot.” He looked up at me, quite surprised, said thanks and went for it. I don’t feel as if this was some grand gesture. It was just a simple human thing to do at the time. It made me think about volunteering for the holidays.

So aside from enjoying cooking, spending time with family and friends, and giving thanks for all that we have, stop and think about doing one small gesture for your fellow man. Every action counts, no matter how small.